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African Children Given 30,000 Unused 'Save Darfur' T-Shirts

November 17, 2006 | Issue 42•47

SAN FRANCISCO—Citing poor U.S. sales, San Francisco-based Me Tees T-shirts announced Tuesday that nearly 30,000 of their cream-colored, green-lettered "Save Darfur" T-shirts will be donated to the children of Darfur. "Frankly, we thought this would be a more popular issue," a Mee Tees spokeswoman said. "If we can no longer make money on these T-shirts, we might as well do some good and send them to the poor, victimized Sudanese children." Due to their continued massive popularity in the industrialized world, no Che Guevara T-shirts will be donated to the stricken region

um.. well , speaking of t-shirts!... check out the gifts at the Onion store:

some of my favorites:




I Wish Somebody Would Do Something About How Fat I Am




Kitten Thinks Of Nothing But Murder All Day






And, my favorite, which I may actually buy!


heeheee.

 

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