Oh, come ON! You know you want to see this.. Caroline's Crazy People section of the Blog!

We HAVE to start with Borat.  I hope he doesn't need an introduction, because his film is going to be huge.

Here you go!

OH! And BREAKING NEWS!!!!  If you love Borat, then get ready for Sascha Cohen's newest character.. Bruno the Flamboyant Gay Austrian Reporter!!!  He will be invading the fashion world.. so, look OUT Karl Lagerfeld

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On a more somber note, apparently Jared Leto hates Hobbits AND bloggers!

WOW.  I mean, really, where is the love?  I don't hate him just because he decided to be a rocker at age 35 and is working a very tired goth look and is short enough to be a hobbit himself!  In fact, I downloaded one of his songs!

Anyhow, look how angry he is in this picture.

Geez.  Hobbits are great!  They believe in second breakfasts.  (GREAT IDEA!).  At least three naps a day.. (hello). and they happen to be quite handy if you have an evil warlord trying to take over the world.  So lighten up, Jared!

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Oh.  On a REALLY scary note, if this doesn't show you that cocaine will not only make you crazy but also make you not fit for public consumption (EWWWW!!!)... check out this picture of a woman who used to be one of my favorite models but is now just a royal mess..

That is an honest-to-god picture of Kate MESS.  (formerly known as Kate Moss).  Her nose has collapsed!  She looks like freaking Michael Jackson!
The wonders of airbrushing will never cease to amaze me..... she just looks so beautiful in pictures.  Reality does, in fact, sometimes bite.
Click here for the full story, at the Daily News UK.

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God.  I was going to stop with that story but it was just TOO depressing!!

Soooo... let me leave you with a cover story from the ONION... and their take on politics